小清新告诉你没有歪果友人也可以跟歪果仁交流来学习英语。一楼不给看

没错，答案就是调戏来自歪果的骗子

事情是这样的，今天第一次收到歪果仁的邮件

然后Google了一下，原来是诈骗邮件Advance Fee Fraud/419，翻译过来就是预付金诈骗419，当然419不是你们想的那个419

然后本小清新觉得这是个学习英语的好机会，于是就回复了

要是语法错了，忘大神指出来，毕竟本小清新如此热爱学习

没想到我前面的还没直播完就又有回信了，还是好长好长的一封邮件，水平太渣好多词不会，还没看完，楼下发出来大家先领略下

有趣，怎么玩没有收到这样的邮件

发原文被度娘抽了

Dearest love one,
Thanks for your mail, I will really like to have a good relationship with you, and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you.I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here and after reading your profile ,I am Miss Roselin Ghazi, 25years old girl from Sudan,the only Child and only daughter of Late Dr Ghazi Al-Sadiq, Guidance and Religious Endowment Minister,under the leadership of president Omar Bashir of Sudan, who is now battling with United Nation,after many innocent souls were killed ,My father was killed by government of Omar Bashir along side with my mother,

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to escape to the Europe but she hide away my international passport and other valuable traveling documents.Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father (F ID's) File which contains important documents.

So I decided to run out of the country to the refugee camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee camp here in Dakar, Republic of Senegal.
I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your country.My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$6,800,000.(Six Million Eight Hundred Thousand Dollars)in Bank with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund.

As you will help me in an investment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my second year in the university, when the crisis started .it is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately.In the light of the above.

I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.you can call me on phone if you want to speak with me on phone.i have no phone here, but you can call me with this number +221-763-508-140 it is the (Rev Father Dick Moore) Number here in the camp, call and tell him you want to speak with me ( Roselin ) he will call me because i am staying at the female hostel.Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to yourself,please i beg you not to disclose it till i come over, once the fund
has been transferred.
yours Sincerely,
Roselin.

另外这两张是邮件附件的照片，大家看看漂亮么

下面是我的回复，感觉再编就要吐了
Wow,that is shocked to me.I am so interested in this and glad to help you.It's not because you promised to give a large amount of money,but your pool suffer.And you are so ****ing hot,baby.Do you know that?


But sorry I have a pool spoken English,so I can't call you.Can I just contact you by email?

黑人同学现在都开始和我说中文了

厉害了

太长

萌新暖贴
尽管楼主已经12级了，但我水到11级我就洗心革面，认真回帖！
别说我已经13级了，懒得改。

看不懂着

厉害了
你永远不知道我有多萌(???????)


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